Verse 1:
- “I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater” (Aku masih ingat, pada 3 Desember, aku memakai sweatermu)
- “You said it looked better on me than it did you” (Kamu bilang itu lebih cocok di badanku daripada kamu)
- “Only if you knew, how much I liked you” (Andai saja kamu tahu, betapa aku menyukaimu)
Chorus:
- “Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty” (Mengapa kamu menciumku? Aku bahkan tidak setengah secantik dia)
- “You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, but you like her better” (Kamu memberikan sweatermu padanya, itu hanya polyester, tapi kamu lebih menyukainya)
- “Wish I were Heather” (Aku berharap aku adalah Heather)
Bridge: